August 20 2014, 3pm


sirepotter:

i liked something on tumblr and now i can’t find it in my likes: an autobiography by me


August 20 2014, 3pm


i’m so afraid of marriage like what if you marry someone and like have kids with them and then they decide they don’t love you anymore or something idk man but that shit is scary

(Source: hate)


August 20 2014, 3pm


lindsaylohoean:

me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

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August 20 2014, 3pm


dancybutt:

dancybutt:

dancybutt:

dancybutt:

my parents said they’d be gone for two hours but it’s been five and a half hours they’re dead aren’t they

if they’re dead i’m not doing my fucking english homework

you know me so well

they got home and this is how that went

dad: hello?

me: whERE HAVE. YOU. BEEN? BEDS EMPTY! NO NOTE! CAR GONE! YOU COULD HAVE DIED, YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!!

mom: what is that from?

they’re now double grounded